Anne needs...

... a group of at least six people
... the loo in the middle of Coldplay
... to not be allowed to have attack dogs
... to be capable of dealing with referential opacity
... to know everyone’s schedule is going to be
... to be at least pardoned for the crimes she didn’t commit
... to quit demanding so much from me and be thankful for all she has
... one more week to put together a single, concise example
... money to secure a lawyer
... some sleep now

That was fun – type ”[your name] needs” into Google and select your 10 favourite matches. (Unfortunately lots of people have been doing this – and so there are lots of results from people’s blogs – I chose to ignore those.) I leave it to you to decide which of those 10 is the most appropriate. I can’t attribute this to any one particular person as I’ve seen it all over the place.

three comments:

So which crimes DID you commit?!

Daisy () (link) - 02 November '05 - 10:26

Google thinks I need nothing

Arvan - 02 November '05 - 12:19

oohhhh just did this and my fav was;

(Annie loves people and does. well with older kids.) She needs to be the only pet.

The trouble with having the name Annie…. very connected to “orphans” (human and otherwise obviously!)... google kept getting me needing “rescuing”!!

Annie () - 03 November '05 - 09:35

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